| | I don't know if you guys remember my cereal incident, but this one goes right along with it.
So I'm sitting on the ground because my computer is on a small desk. It hurts my back but more importantly, it enables me to touch my feet.
I have no idea what it is with touching my feet, but it's so relaxing and feels so good. They're the ignored phalanges that do so much work for little recognition. To make it even worse, people have a phobia/particular hatred towards them. That's jacked up.
Anyway, I'm touching my toes with one hand (I forgot which hand) but I saw a tub of animal crackers. I didn't want to resist so I didn't. I ate them with the CLEAN hand and by golly were they superbly delicious. I ate about seven of them and closed the top. The thing about animal crackers is they get in your teeth and in between your lips and gums and what not. And the thing about that animal cracker sludge is the most efficient way to remove it is with your fingers. And I did so. With the wrong hand.
I haven't showered for a few days and I'm started to feel a little dizzy. I think it's the spores on my foot but I don't know. I SEE A LIGHT!
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| | Posted 2/11/2009 2:07 PM - 14 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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